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Oprah’s Blockbuster Announcement

January 23, 2011

Oprah Winfrey is planning a big announcement about her family for Monday. What do you think the announcement will be?

13% – She has a secret family including two adult children and a nice little house in the Chicago suburbs.

19% – Steadman’s got jury duty

33% – She has cloned herself and plans to host a show to rival The View featuring five Oprahs

29% – Her dog Solomon will take over hosting her show when she retires later this year

6% – She plans on marrying Ted Williams “the man with the golden voice” as soon as he gets out of rehab

<1% – She’s preggers.

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